Machete Michaud

Started in Derby 10/2010

Joined Storm City 05/2013

What is the significance of your derby name and number? My first derby wife and friend helped me come up with Machete (mind you they screamed it to me while I was taking a poop) because I wanted double M’s (like Emirnem but MM’s) and the last M being Michaud- my last name- which mean spontaneously beautiful in its original spelling but translates to a feminine straight man that is the town drunk, when my ancestors changed the spelling so people could pronunciation it better.

What do you do when you are not skating? Eat and sleep. And spend time with my beautiful fiancé and kids.

What made you decide to join roller derby? My first derby wife and best friend/roommate in college wanted to join.

What keeps you motivated to keep skating? My mental health 🙂

If you could be any super hero/villain who would you be and what would be your power? Wolverine- cause he’s a bad ass.

If you had six months with no obligations or financial constraints, what would you do with the time? Sleep and eat 🙂

What is your favorite ’90’s song and why? Anything back street boys

Name one interesting/ random fact about yourself. I’ve had over 69 stitches – none of them derby related.

Seasons 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018